Me: I think I need to move my robe. It smells bad.
Jenny: Your robe smells bad? I haven’t seen you wear it since I washed it.
Me: I haven’t. Only, it hangs next to the toilet.
Me: So… splashback.
Jenny: *blank stare* What?!
Me: You know, when a guy stands to pee, sometimes it splashes out of the bowl. That’s why there are drains under public urinals.
Jenny: This is why I like sitting to pee. That’s disgusting.
Women. What do they know? 😀