Gotcha! I’m talking about my big black dog. If you are reading this post because you thought I’d be talking about my penis, you are awesome. You may also be a pervert. #justsayin
My twin brother Oak sent me a link to this video, and it made me cry. Thanks a lot, jerk. No, really, it was fucking awesome.
To find out about my big black dog, watch this video. It’s pretty short, and totally worth the few minutes. It’s better than this post is, at the very least.
Did you watch it? No? Go back and watch it! Did you watch it now? Yes? Good. The truth is, I have a black dog raining on me today. I have a pile of happy in front of me, but I can’t use that as an umbrella without making it all wet too. I’ll just keep looking at the pretties for now. I’ll also take my meds and exercise until I don’t hate my day anymore. Hoping it works, cause it’s fucking cold out there!
I hope you don’t have a big black dog, but if you do, beat him with a newspaper until he’s your bitch. (See what I did there?) Otherwise, see a shrinkydink. Talk to your friends. Get help, because it’s out there. I love you guys. Thanks for listening.